10 Random Things About Me

1. My real name isn’t Mai.
2. I’ve never had an abortion.
3. My inner animal is a panda.
4. I’ve never seen Ghostbusters.
5. The only “drug” I’ve done is marijuana.
6. I hate sleeping with two sheets.
7. I enjoy pulling hairs off my body, like tweezing my eyebrows and plucking my armpit hair.
8. I’ve never felt a fake boob.
9. I don’t think Obama is hot.
10. I have $25.33 in my Savings Account.