- The overstated use of the word “epic.”
- “Thinspiration.” If you have ever uttered this out loud, slap yourself. Conversely, motivational macros to justify being fat. Marilyn Monroe was never even close to being full-figured or curvy or however you wanna coin overweight these days.
- “Alpha Male.” If you have to use this term in any capacity, you are not one. Look, women just want a funny sensitive guy who looks like this. Nevermind, I’m pretty sure he’s gay.
- “Thrifted.” I don’t know why this pisses me off. Actually no I do. It’s her way of bragging about some $4 old ass sweater that was at Goodwill…for a reason.
- “Mani-pedi.” Yes, this is how I imagine all women saying it.
Tags: Marilyn Monroe, vintage, words i hate
