Short Hate List: words & phrases I cannot stand

1. The overstated use of the word “epic.” 
2. “Thinspiration.” If you have ever uttered this out loud, slap yourself. Conversely, motivational macros to justify being fat. Marilyn Monroe was never even close to being full-figured or curvy or however you wanna coin overweight these days.
3. “Alpha Male.” If you have to use this term in any capacity, you are not one. Look, women just want a funny sensitive guy who looks like this. Nevermind, I’m pretty sure he’s gay.
4. “Thrifted.” I don’t know why this pisses me off. Actually no I do. It’s her way of bragging about some $4 old ass sweater that was at Goodwill…for a reason.
5. “Mani-pedi.” Yes, this is how I imagine all women saying it.