- The people who blame everything on “the media” are the same bunch watching TLC and reading In Touch magazine.
- If you want your daughter to not be a bitch, don’t name her Courtney.
- How do you market edgy young music acts nowadays? Do a shitty cover of Nirvana’s Teen Spirit!. Here’s another one just in case the last one didn’t make you want to pour bleach in your ears.
- People who give made up coupons as presents. Maybe all Dad really wants is a free pass to hit on the waitress at Benihana.
- Pregnant women posing nude. It’s ten times worse when the dad is there nude too. I don’t know who this is intended for, but I’m positive absolutely no one wants to fucking see that.
- Job ads looking for a “rock star.” Cause this is what you’ll actually be getting. If you’re the rock star in any office, guarantee you’re also the person everyone fucking hates. In fact, let’s stop calling anyone a rock star altogether.
Tags: misanthropy, nirvana
I think no one wants to see pregnant women period. They are so strange looking.