- Economists. They make meteorologists seem legit.
- “Pop of color.” How boring are you if you have to remind yourself to not be boring?
- Women trying to pose all sexy with stuffed animals. Bye bye boner.
- Dubstep. Sounds like brown note.
- These atrocious strappy sandals. You know who should be wearing these? Disney Princesses and Eastern European hookers.
- People who insist on putting you on speakerphone every time you call.
- When men say “we’re pregnant.” No, you’re not.
