- Cryptic status updates. Ok attention whore, you got me. “Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.” WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAN???
- “Anything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad.” Mmmm no there are plenty of things that are just fine and good for you like…oh I duno fucking taking a walk once in a while.
- Doing | This | Does | Not | Make | You | Look | Skinny
- Terry Richardson.
- Skinny ties on fat dudes.
- People who are on social networking sites and then complain about privacy. Let’s make this clear. Once you post shit on the internet, it is no longer private. PERIOD.
- “Mixologist.” I don’t care if you can whip up a kick ass martini, you’re still a bartender. Mixologist should be reserved for someone who can concoct a pure batch of meth.
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