Short Hate List

1. Cryptic status updates. Ok attention whore, you got me. “Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.” WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAN???
2. “Anything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad.” Mmmm no there are plenty of things that are just fine and good for you like…oh I duno fucking taking a walk once in a while.
3. Doing | This | Does | Not | Make | You | Look | Skinny
4. Terry Richardson.
5. Skinny ties on fat dudes.
6. People who are on social networking sites and then complain about privacy. Let’s make this clear. Once you post shit on the internet, it is no longer private. PERIOD.
7. “Mixologist.” I don’t care if you can whip up a kick ass martini, you’re still a bartender. Mixologist should be reserved for someone who can concoct a pure batch of meth.
   

Stupid Fashion

Why would a dude wear this?

Anyone with this on is just asking to get punched in the gut.

In case you can’t read it, the text says “No means Yes”. Rape is sexy!

Fuck You.

Yeah this looks like a guy who’s into sports.

Maim? Fist?

This is like a turducken of irony.

I wanna find the stupid bitch who would carry these around and kick her in the vag.

Short Hate List

1. Siblings who are creepily close and then wonder why people think they’re dating each other. Don’t rent The Notebook with your brother, it’s fucking weird.
2. People whose idea of class is having granite counter tops. *Puke*
3. When people pronounce “drawing” “drawring.“
   
4. Say it with me women. Leggings. Are. Not. Pants. Put your moose knuckle away for the love of Jehovah.
5. Whore nails in porn. It legit makes me cringe just thinking about all the bacteria trapped under those things.
6. The ubiquitous QR tags I’m seeing in advertising. Here’s one I made, enjoy.